<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-205027331015938605</id><updated>2012-02-16T00:21:48.944-08:00</updated><category term='Dumb Hoes'/><category term='Tim Hardaway'/><category term='Dumb Ass'/><category term='Grammys'/><category term='Britney Spears'/><category term='Anna Nicole Smith'/><title type='text'>Absolute Bullshit</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Frank Castle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16019762929008888454</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-205027331015938605.post-1982424879010429571</id><published>2007-02-19T13:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T13:57:58.393-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dumb Hoes'/><title type='text'>IT'S OFFICIAL...BRITNEY SPEARS DONE LOST HER GOT-DAMN MIND!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/c-town2/0721991330_britneyhair250.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/c-town2/__britney20spears2001.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This dumb bitch is crying out for attention and decides to cut her hair off. Life is so hard for multi-millionaire Spears that she thinks this is the only way to get attention (as if flashing her country ass cooch wasn't enough). Well, just add Ms. Spears to the growing list of dumb hoes who let the industry drive them insane in the pursuit of corrupting young girls. Next stop...Britney Spears starring in the Worlds Biggest Gangbang pt. 36.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/205027331015938605-1982424879010429571?l=absolutebullshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1982424879010429571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=205027331015938605&amp;postID=1982424879010429571' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default/1982424879010429571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default/1982424879010429571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/2007/02/its-officialbritney-spears-done-lost.html' title='IT&apos;S OFFICIAL...BRITNEY SPEARS DONE LOST HER GOT-DAMN MIND!!!'/><author><name>Frank Castle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16019762929008888454</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-205027331015938605.post-5911381318117416210</id><published>2007-02-16T07:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-16T13:17:18.814-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tim Hardaway'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dumb Ass'/><title type='text'>HEY, TIM HARDAWAY...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/c-town2/Nash_TheySay_03.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qqjFl5pvqVw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qqjFl5pvqVw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This dumb muthafucka didnt learn anything from Kramer or Isaiah Washington and said a whole bunch of stupid shit on the radio about gay people. Now his ass is kicked out of the All-Star Game festivities and will be watching it just like me. At the house!!! People start getting so full of themselves, they feel they can say anything.&lt;br /&gt;And another thing, how are you gonna speak so strongly on something and then take it back? Damn, son...if you so gully, then stand by your words!!! Dont puss out cuz the media is on your ass. That just goes to show that most people don't stand for shit. They just run their mouth like someone really gives a fuck what they think. Tim's comments ain't gonna make someone stop being gay, so do us a favor next time Tim and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. the U-TEP 2 step used to be the shit!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/205027331015938605-5911381318117416210?l=absolutebullshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5911381318117416210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=205027331015938605&amp;postID=5911381318117416210' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default/5911381318117416210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default/5911381318117416210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/2007/02/hey-tim-hardawayshut-fuck-up.html' title='HEY, TIM HARDAWAY...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!'/><author><name>Frank Castle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16019762929008888454</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-205027331015938605.post-6772194943972486480</id><published>2007-02-13T05:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-09T06:20:42.035-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grammys'/><title type='text'>WELL, THE GRAMMYS SUCKED...BIG SURPRISE</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/c-town2/gram.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dixie Chicks won album of the year. Yea, thats right. Fuckin' album of the year. So, what America is trying to tell me, is that out of all the good music that came out last year, Dixie Chicks had the best. The Rap catagory was a joke, with Ludacris winning on an album that was just aiight. Mary J. won but we all know that the Grammys just got tired of ignoring her and gave her a lifetime acheivement award. Kanye West still looks like a bitch for cutting up at that other awards show and T.I. better save them checks cuz I can see his ass falling off soon. Christina Ag tried to tear up a James Brown song but the bitch was hurting my fucking ears with all that WOO WOO WOO shit. Just sing the song hoe!! Glad to see J.B. get some shine, even though white folks could give a fuck about him when he was alive(except when he came out with "Living in America" or got arrested). Anyhoo, I should have known this would happpen and now I've lost 3 hours of my life that I will never get back. Thanks a fucking lot, America!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/205027331015938605-6772194943972486480?l=absolutebullshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6772194943972486480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=205027331015938605&amp;postID=6772194943972486480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default/6772194943972486480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/205027331015938605/posts/default/6772194943972486480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absolutebullshit.blogspot.com/2007/02/well-grammys-suckedbig-surprise.html' title='WELL, THE GRAMMYS SUCKED...BIG SURPRISE'/><author><name>Frank Castle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16019762929008888454</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-205027331015938605.post-3103685169332025898</id><published>2007-02-09T05:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-09T05:44:16.925-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anna Nicole Smith'/><title type='text'>ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES...WHO GIVES A FUCK?</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o104/c-town2/knANNA_narrowweb__300x4010.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This bitch was an ex-stripping, pill popping, Jack Daniels guzzling, diet pill pimping knucklehead. The media had been dogging her ass all year and now that shes dead she's getting all this fake love. I dont wish death on anyone but her ass was bound to go out like Elvis. Fuck that, I was surprised she lasted this long. I just have no respect for a bitch that will marry a 300 year old man and talk about true love. It was a good deal for Mumra, cause he knew he was dying anyway but if I was in that family, I wouldnt want her to get a dime either. Anna Nicole was the biggest attention whore ever and it wouldnt surprise me if she pulled a 2Pac. 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